So...

It's been a long time since I posted anything. This is the 104,000,001th blog post that has ever begun with, "It's been a long time since I posted anything." I win nothing!

I stole fizzy lifting drinks! I bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so I get nothing! I lose! Good day, sir!

Haiti Disaster

Worse than a war zone, Haiti begins to recover | Worldfocus

People speak figuratively about laughing and crying at the same time. When I heard UNICEF spokesperson Patrick McCormick on a PBS news show note about Port-au-Prince, "I mean, this is a place where buildings collapsed even when there's not an earthquake," I literally cried as I laughed. Talk about dark humor.

The End of the 00s: Horrible Decade of Constant Terror Doesn’t Officially End Until the World Does, In 2012, by Ken Layne | The Awl

The End of the 00s: Horrible Decade of Constant Terror Doesn’t Officially End Until the World Does, In 2012, by Ken Layne | The Awl:

"...It's pretty much a hilarious 'mash up' of The Road and Idiocracy from here on out..."