The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it and ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is.
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Saturday, October 10, 2009
See...
The fact that I don't expend any energy to build about myself an online following on this blog or twitter or anything means when I come up with a really clever take on current events, I don't have the ability to drop it like a wry bomb on the public square. Case in point:
"You know what the say: 90% of winning a Nobel Peace Prize is showing up."
See? That's hilarious. Takes the Woody Allen quote about life being 90% showing up, fuses it with Obama's Nobel Peace Prize (congratulations, yea Amurica, regardless of it being an absurd decision) and produces comic gold. But what happens? I put it on facebook, maybe I got a chuckle, but basically nobody cares; I put it on twitter, where I have, I think, one follower that isn't a porn-bot. It's like throwing a diamond into a black hole, I tell you! If Jim Gaffigan had said that, it would have been retweeted like an muhfucker.
But I don't care about that worldly recognition. I store up by treasure in Heaven like. The above written notwithstanding.
"You know what the say: 90% of winning a Nobel Peace Prize is showing up."
See? That's hilarious. Takes the Woody Allen quote about life being 90% showing up, fuses it with Obama's Nobel Peace Prize (congratulations, yea Amurica, regardless of it being an absurd decision) and produces comic gold. But what happens? I put it on facebook, maybe I got a chuckle, but basically nobody cares; I put it on twitter, where I have, I think, one follower that isn't a porn-bot. It's like throwing a diamond into a black hole, I tell you! If Jim Gaffigan had said that, it would have been retweeted like an muhfucker.
But I don't care about that worldly recognition. I store up by treasure in Heaven like. The above written notwithstanding.
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