Ohio.com - Poll workers clash at Falls nursing home

I'm still going through a bit of religious mania phase, and as I read Matthew's version of the Sermon on the Mount a few hours ago (when was last time you read it, you heathen? Why are you reading this blog and not the Gospels? Shame! Shame!) I do not officially endorse this sort of violence in the name of Barack Obama. But we are all sinners, and as such I do glean some sense of satisfaction at this account, in which, "George Manos, the 75-year-old Republican, told police that Edith Walker, the 73-year-old Democrat, jumped on his back and struck him in the head three to four times with her fists." What's more, these aren't even regular old coots in a nursing home, they're poll workers. I think Florida should jump on Ohio's back and stike it in the Cleveland area three or four times with its fists for challenging its claim to being the state with the craziest old people and most suspect voting practices.

Ohio.com - Poll workers clash at Falls nursing home