A vacation observation.

I survived two weeks in the delightful, terrifying city New York this summer, and formulated tenuously an observation. The relative douchbagery of the people found there can be ranked in the following fashion:

1. Tourists
2. People in Yankees hats
3. People in Mets hats
4. T he cops



Thumbs up to most everyone else, though. For simplicity's sake this observation ignores the denizens of Williamsburg, Brooklyn, towards whom I felt a profound ambivalence. And yes, there really are legions of rats and Hasids. Not that I'm making a comparison!